An old man walks into a confessional.  The following conversation ensues...

Man: I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, and many children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren.  Yesterday I picked up two college girls who were hitchhiking.  We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.

Priest: Are you sorry for your sins?

Man: What sins?

Priest: What kind of a Catholic are you?

Man: I'm Jewish.

Priest: Then why are you telling me all this?

Man: I'm telling everybody!